Saturday, October 14, 2006

Wørd in the Hall

October 13, 2006. Another beautiful day in paradise. This week's Wørd in the Hall is: Friday the Thirteenth. "I'm sure if this were a real emergency we'd all be safe right now!" Friday the thirteentis justttt another superstition, right? Right? I used to think that, when I was young and naïve. You know what they say, some days you're the dog. Today was one of those hydrant days. In Chem, I got back a failing quiz, in Trig I took a quiz that I didn't do too well on, in Spanish I realized that I had a project due Monday, in History I did very bad on a map quiz of the United States, in gym we had to stay inside and play kickball rather than go outside and play football because some kid was hospitalized, and in English I gave a bad presentation on verbs and then handed out a hard quiz for the class to do. The teacher got a C on it, and she knows verbs because I asked her for help. My presentation was so bad, people thought I would have taught better stoned. Now I don't do drugs, but I'm told being stoned is like starting a fight with a bodybuilding comedian. I don't get it either. To prove that I wasn't the only hydrant at school today, someone got hit by a parked car. Using logic, I figured out that he is a guy and he hit Mr. Cole's car while playing football. When he gets back from the hospital I bet he'll trip over a cordless phone. Remind me not to make jokes about injured people ever again. However, one good thing happened to me today. Mike went to his uncle's camp and missed school. Thank god! I need to stay away from that kid unless I want to become emo. And I don't because I keep my hair away from my eyes and the music sucks. People will tell you I'm emo, but he's at his uncle's camp for the weekend. I would go on about Mike but It's 12:36 and I have to go to the bathroom. I'm going to post again seeing as last week's post was deleted for legal purposes. Have a nice day.